Dear Amber,
you'll be okay.
thefamilyjuless:

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

Faux paws
rupsidaisy:

literallysokka:

patrickdehahn:

Teen schools the United States government, boom. 

The Federal and State Governments switching to Garamond from Times would save $400 million of taxpayer money annually
And a fourteen year old figured this out

this is the funniest thing in the world
thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
vintagegal:

Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

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